Maybe not if the vacation is actually a one-way trip to the AFL scrapheap.
The throw-out pile belonging to Fremantle is currently the biggest in the league.
In the space of 12 months, the club's famous - or possibly infamous - anchor logo, something of great pride to true port footy supporters, has been pulled and turned into what looks like an out-of-shape paper clip.
The original jumper, coloured in maritime starboard and port, has been sunk.
The unique theme song is also about to be swamped.
And now the coach, who just 12 months earlier had guided a rebuilt team into the finals, has been sent "down below".
It is an extraordinary transformation for any club. It is even more remarkable for one that has been operating just 17 seasons.
