Has the WAFL got a deal for you.
For just $75,000 you and 21 others can throw on the footy gear and pit your skills against a band of State league players.
But wait, there's more. The scores don't count but you do get to play with a Burley, not a Sherrin.
That is the scenario being tossed around by some WAFL clubs as Fremantle and West Coast continue their push for local reserves teams.
Some clubs are coming around to the notion their teams can play the Dockers and Eagles seconds during their bye rounds. Funny how the bye - along with its creator Peel - was long despised by the old guard. Now there's a chance for some added revenue the rest week becomes a wonderful financial opportunity.
There is a push for WAFL clubs to seek $150,000 a season each from the AFL reserves deal. As some clubs could be restricted to two matches due to complexities of fixturing that figure can be broken down to $75,000 a game for some local league outfits.
As the average turnover of a State competition club is around $1.5 million, the AFL reserves licence fee would soon become a significant item on boards' balance sheets.
The figure thrown up by a few presidents is certainly larger than the $60,000 the two AFL clubs offered last year.
Now the WA Football Commission is facilitating negotiations it seems a WAFL-AFL arrangement will happen. It is now a matter of how and when.
Good timing is the essence to great cricket.
That ethos is relevant not only to the men swinging bats but also to those pushing pencils in the Cricket Australia planning office.
Setting fixtures is a tough job. You need a fondness for figures mostly found among accountants, a clairvoyant's crystal ball and the diplomacy of Bill Clinton to acquiesce the requests of stakeholders.
This week Perth hosts the third Test between Australia and India. While there is talk that five-day cricket is ill - although as pointed out at The West this week there seems to be more people asking "who said Test cricket is dead" rather than "Test cricket is dead" - there is great anticipation for the WACA Ground contest.
A Michael Clarke triple century, a couple of wins and the prospect of seeing Sachin Tendulkar create history can have the effect on the sporting psyche. Local cricket couldn't be happier with the lead-in.
But wouldn't it be easier to market - and better for fans - if the annual Perth Test was played at the same time of the year, every year?